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methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic





soycrates:

Now nobody better be saying they don’t know how to make tofu.

Go make it, bub.





shadesofsky:

Calling out people’s bullshit on Facebook today.





imposswald:

#just girly things

imposswald:

#just girly things









maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer





ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?





magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 





sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person





harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me